In this full collection, youâll find over 200 Thanksgiving Day puns, from turkey jokes and foodie one-liners to cozy fall humor, gratitude puns, and family-friendly giggles that wonât cause any awkward dinner-table tension. Whether you want something crisp as autumn leaves, sweet as pie, or as stuffed as your uncle after round three, thereâs a pun here for every mood.
Thanksgiving isnât just about turkey, stuffing, and mashed potatoes â itâs also about sharing laughs, warm moments, and a little extra corny humor. And if youâre hunting for Thanksgiving puns to spice up your holiday cards, captions, crafts, party invites, or dinner table jokes⊠youâve just hit the gravy jackpot!
Perfect for:
đŠ Instagram captions
đ Greeting cards
đ„§ Party invites
đœïž Dinner place cards
đ Classroom or craft projects
đ Sharing laughs with family
So grab a fork, pull up a chair, and get ready for the pun feast of the season â because this Thanksgiving, weâre serving jokes with extra gravy on top!
đŠ Thanksgiving Turkey Puns
- Letâs get basted!
- Stop your gobblinâ.
- Talk turkey to me.
- Feast mode: activated.
- Youâre the turkey to my stuffing.
- Gobble âtil you wobble.
- Turkey and chill?
- Iâm stuffed, but I could still gobble more.
- Donât be a jerk-y turkey.
- Turkey whisperer on duty.
- This turkeyâs got no beef.
- Iâm just here for the bird.
- Turkey trotting like itâs cardio.
- Poultry in motion.
- Letâs carve out some time together.
- May your turkey be moist and your family not.
- Iâm on a strict turkey-to-mouth diet.
- Winner winner turkey dinner.
- Save the neck for me!
- This turkey is plucking delicious.
đ Fall & Autumn Thanksgiving Puns
- Iâm falling for this feast.
- Feeling gourd-geous this season.
- Letâs leaf the drama behind.
- Autumn leaves & turkey, please.
- Oh my gourd, itâs Thanksgiving!
- Hay there, happy fall!
- So many leaves, so little rake.
- Fall vibes only.
- Sweater weather? More like better weather.
- Falling in love with food again.
- This season is unbe-leaf-able.
- Iâm totally corn-fused by how pretty fall is.
- The trees are saying, âLetâs get this bread.â
- Itâs the harvest for me.
- Crisp leaves & cozy sleeves.
- Sweater weather and stuffing forever.
- Letâs give âem pumpkin to talk about.
- Autumn is my love language.
- Fall so hard.
- Leaves me alone, Iâm eating.
đ„§ Pie & Dessert Thanksgiving Puns
- Piece out, Iâm eating pie.
- Sweet as pie and twice as nice.
- Cutie pie alert!
- Pie-oneer of dessert eating.
- Letâs give âem pumpkin pie to talk about.
- Youâre the apple of my pie.
- Whip it real good.
- Slice slice baby.
- I crust you.
- Donât dessert me now.
- Pieâve been waiting for this all year.
- You are my sugar high.
- Pies before guys.
- This is how I roll (dough).
- Iâm in pie-topia.
- I only have pies for you.
- Thatâs flaky business.
- Crust me, Iâm a professional eater.
- Zero regrets. Many slices.
- Pie till I die.
đœ Corn, Harvest & Farmer Puns
- This is a-maize-ing.
- Corn to be wild.
- Shucks, thanks!
- Thatâs ear-resistible.
- Corn-tent with my plate.
- Harvest all the good vibes.
- Stalk to the hand.
- Kernel of truth? I need more food.
- Iâm all ears.
- Corny but cute.
- You butter believe it.
- Totally corny but I yam what I yam.
- Letâs grow together.
- Hay girl hay!
- Harvest happiness.
- Iâm field-ing compliments today.
- Farm fresh humor served here.
- Donât stalk me.
- Life is gourd on the farm.
- Cornfetti season!
đ§ Foodie Thanksgiving Puns (Stuffing, Gravy, Sides)
- Donât go bacon my heart.
- All about that baste.
- Gravy makes everything groovy.
- Stuff me like a turkey.
- Mash it up.
- Potato-tally awesome.
- I yam what I yam.
- Letâs get mashed.
- Gravy baby.
- Stuffing is my love language.
- Iâm butter than you at eating.
- Cran-tastic!
- Spread love like butter.
- Sweet as a yam.
- Peas be with you.
- Roll with it.
- Pass the carbs, please.
- More rolls? Iâm on a roll.
- Bake it âtil you make it.
- Feast your eyes.
𧥠Gratitude & Thankful Puns
- Thanks a bunch.
- Iâm grateful and gravy-ful.
- Thankful, blessed, and well-dressed.
- So grateful, Iâm practically gravy.
- Youâre the feast Iâm thankful for.
- Thankful from my head to my cornbread.
- Thanks for the memories.
- Thanks for stuffing my life with joy.
- Iâm grateful to have you on my plate.
- Youâre sweet as pie.
- So much thanks, not enough elastic pants.
- Feeling grateful and great-full.
- Thankful today, stretchy tomorrow.
- Bless this mess (and this feast).
- Youâre the reason for the seasoning.
- Thanks for being gravy in my life.
- Give thanks & eat.
- Friendsgiving my best life.
- Gratitude is the best attitude.
- Thanks for being the main dish.
đ Family-Friendly Thanksgiving Jokes
- What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving? âPeck me later.â
- Why did the turkey join a band? It had drumsticks.
- Whatâs a turkeyâs favorite dessert? Peach gobbler.
- Why did the gravy break up? It couldnât handle the pressure.
- What kind of music do pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock.
- Why donât turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? Theyâre already stuffed.
- Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing!
- What key wonât open any door? A tur-key.
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Ï.
- Why was the turkey the drummer? It had the drumsticks.
đ„ł Funny Friendsgiving Puns
- Friends who feast together stay together.
- Besties + food = the real Thanksgiving miracle.
- Letâs get friend-stuffed.
- Friendsgiving calories donât count.
- Feast friends forever.
- Besties before leftovers.
- I came. I saw. I carbo-loaded.
- Pass the laughs, please.
- Youâre my chosen fam.
- Let the friend-feast begin.
đ Cute & Aesthetic Thanksgiving Caption Puns
- Cozy season in full swing.
- Feelinâ thankful & tankful.
- Stuffed, blessed & well-dressed.
- Turkey kisses & pumpkin wishes.
- Sweater weather sweetness.
- Aesthetic autumn feels.
- Happiness is homemade.
- Letâs stay cozy.
- Fall feels like home.
- Warm hearts, full plates.
đ Flirty Thanksgiving Puns
- Are you stuffing? Because I want seconds.
- Youâre gravy-thing Iâve ever wanted.
- Are you a turkey? Because Iâm gobbling you up.
- You look gourd-geous tonight.
- Can I butter you up?
- Youâre the pumpkin to my pie.
- Call me stuffing â I fit perfectly beside you.
- Youâre my sweet potato.
- Iâm falling for you like autumn leaves.
- Letâs cuddle like mashed potatoes and gravy.
đ BONUS: Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers? - Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
A turkey.
A turkey who?
A turkey who doesnât want to be turkey dinner! - Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Youâre welcome!
â FAQ Section (SEO Boost)
Q1: What are good Thanksgiving puns for cards?
Anything cute, family-friendly, or foodie like âGobble âtil you wobble!â works great for cards.
Q2: What are funny Thanksgiving puns for kids?
Try simple jokes like âWhy did the turkey join a band? It had drumsticks!â
Q3: Can I use Thanksgiving puns for school crafts?
Yes! Kid-safe options like âYouâre sweet as pie!â are perfect.
Q4: What is a good pun for a Thanksgiving caption?
âFeast mode: onâ or âFeeling gravy-ful.â
𧥠CONCLUSION
Thanksgiving is all about warmth, laughter, great food, and even greater company and nothing brings people closer than sharing a good, corny pun. With over 200 Thanksgiving Day puns, youâre now fully loaded (like your dinner plate) with enough jokes for your cards, captions, crafts, and family gatherings. Whether you want cute, silly, food-themed, or flirty, this list keeps the fun rolling all holiday long.
đŠ Happy Thanksgiving â may your plates be full and your puns even fuller!
Bella Banter is the voice behind ThePunSide.com, creating clever puns, cute captions, and feel-good humor for everyday moments. With a mix of soft vibes and witty banter, Bella turns simple words into smiles. If you love smart jokes, playful lines, and cozy creative energy, youâre in the right place.
